» I died?
I would throw a party on your grave celebrating your ascend into heaven then get so drunk I'd join you.
» I kissed you?
I'd grab you and lick all over your face. <3 *slobs all over with love*
» I lived next door to you?
I would hang out with you ever day and we would stay up late talking about kugyay because I don't know anyone from it in RL T.T
» I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd be confused as to who you were unless you were like, "Crashy?" Then I'd drag you into my house throw you in a closet and commence interrogation mode.
» I stole something?
Depends on what it was and if it was m